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RIDDLE ME THIS???

    • 17 posts
    October 31, 2019 6:46 AM PDT

    A topic for FemDom or FemDom hypnosis-themed riddles or jokes.


    QUESTION:  Which hairstyle does a FemDom ghost ware on Halloween?

    ANSWER:  A bouffant.

    • 19 posts
    November 12, 2019 7:56 AM PST

    I recently went to get hypnosis therapy for smoking. I was under his control and everything was going great.

    Until he stubbed his toe and yelled “fuck me!”
    • 17 posts
    November 13, 2019 8:38 AM PST

    RIDDLE ME THIS ONE:  What is the most mesmerizing place in a HypnoDomme's lair, home, dungeon, etc?

    ANSWER:  The ENTRANCE.

    • 85 posts
    November 13, 2019 9:41 AM PST
    A hypnotist once convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82

    I’m easily lead.
    • 19 posts
    November 25, 2019 12:07 PM PST

    I will never forget the day I got married.

    I've tried everything: drugs, alcohol, even hypnosis.
     
     
    Funny but true!
    • 19 posts
    November 25, 2019 12:14 PM PST

    This isn't a joke but its funny. When I first started doing erotic hypnosis I use to use all the ambient music and theta waves etc in the back ground. Now I know its ridiculous with all the noise canceling head phones and stuff but I really liked it UNTIL one time i literally hypnotized myself into a coma. I was on the phone and went out I could hear him talking to me but I couldn't respond. So I drifted off to sleep and in about 10 minutes I was fine! Never again did I play anything behind me!

    • 85 posts
    November 25, 2019 12:48 PM PST
    Wow. Never considered that could happen on the other end of a session.
  • July 12, 2020 2:49 PM PDT

    Q.  How many hypnotists does it take to change a light bulb?

     

    A.  Nobody knows because nobody ever remembers what happened!

    • 85 posts
    July 12, 2020 10:33 PM PDT
    hypnosis enthusiast said:

    Q.  How many hypnotists does it take to change a light bulb?

     

    A.  Nobody knows because nobody ever remembers what happened!

     

    This is probably funnier because it'd be true.

    • 6 posts
    July 13, 2020 1:35 AM PDT
    hypnosis enthusiast said:

    Q.  How many hypnotists does it take to change a light bulb?

     

    A.  Nobody knows because nobody ever remembers what happened!

     

    A. None, it's the sub's job  ;)

    • 17 posts
    July 13, 2020 6:06 PM PDT

    On Halloween night, an elegantly coiffured, exquisitely long-haired, Junoesque, Vamp-faced, exceptionally leggy, Sorceress-attired FinDom HypnoDominatrix in thigh high, raven black, stiletto-heeled boots slowly strides purposefully into the world's most lucrative, upscale bar. While savoring Her drink, this Grande Dame Femme Fatale effortlessly catches much more than the owner's eye, knowingly glides up to the proprietor, and then with Her signature, sultry, refined voice, She coquettishly and calculatingly starts chatting him up and down ... up and down ... up and down, down, down ... .

    QUESTION: When midnight comes and the witching hour of reckoning strikes, what does She turn in to?

    ANSWER: The Boss, of the owner. It's up to him to be a good puppy boy toy, and work like a panting and grateful horn doggie spending his life force working his fingers to the bone to be a success and lavish Her in luxuries. That's his raison d'etre, his job, his responsibility, and pleasures he'll never be good enough to deserve.

     

    • 85 posts
    July 17, 2020 10:07 PM PDT
    jarod whitestaff said:

    On Halloween night, an elegantly coiffured, exquisitely long-haired, Junoesque, Vamp-faced, exceptionally leggy, Sorceress-attired FinDom HypnoDominatrix in thigh high, raven black, stiletto-heeled boots slowly strides purposefully into the world's most lucrative, upscale bar. While savoring Her drink, this Grande Dame Femme Fatale effortlessly catches much more than the owner's eye, knowingly glides up to the proprietor, and then with Her signature, sultry, refined voice, She coquettishly and calculatingly starts chatting him up and down ... up and down ... up and down, down, down ... .

    QUESTION: When midnight comes and the witching hour of reckoning strikes, what does She turn in to?

    ANSWER: The Boss, of the owner. It's up to him to be a good puppy boy toy, and work like a panting and grateful horn doggie spending his life force working his fingers to the bone to be a success and lavish Her in luxuries. That's his raison d'etre, his job, his responsibility, and pleasures he'll never be good enough to deserve.

     

    Nice sequence of events. If this could be classified as a joke, I like how the former boss got knocked out by the punchline.

  • September 15, 2020 5:03 PM PDT

    Q. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?

     

    A.  Into WHAT?