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This isn't a joke but its funny. When I first started doing erotic hypnosis I use to use all the ambient music and theta waves etc in the back ground. Now I know its ridiculous with all the noise canceling head phones and stuff but I really liked it UNTIL one time i literally hypnotized myself into a coma. I was on the phone and went out I could hear him talking to me but I couldn't respond. So I drifted off to sleep and in about 10 minutes I was fine! Never again did I play anything behind me!
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hypnosis enthusiast said:
Q. How many hypnotists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nobody knows because nobody ever remembers what happened!
This is probably funnier because it'd be true.
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hypnosis enthusiast said:
Q. How many hypnotists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nobody knows because nobody ever remembers what happened!
A. None, it's the sub's job ;)
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On Halloween night, an elegantly coiffured, exquisitely long-haired, Junoesque, Vamp-faced, exceptionally leggy, Sorceress-attired FinDom HypnoDominatrix in thigh high, raven black, stiletto-heeled boots slowly strides purposefully into the world's most lucrative, upscale bar. While savoring Her drink, this Grande Dame Femme Fatale effortlessly catches much more than the owner's eye, knowingly glides up to the proprietor, and then with Her signature, sultry, refined voice, She coquettishly and calculatingly starts chatting him up and down ... up and down ... up and down, down, down ... .
QUESTION: When midnight comes and the witching hour of reckoning strikes, what does She turn in to?
ANSWER: The Boss, of the owner. It's up to him to be a good puppy boy toy, and work like a panting and grateful horn doggie spending his life force working his fingers to the bone to be a success and lavish Her in luxuries. That's his raison d'etre, his job, his responsibility, and pleasures he'll never be good enough to deserve.
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jarod whitestaff said:
On Halloween night, an elegantly coiffured, exquisitely long-haired, Junoesque, Vamp-faced, exceptionally leggy, Sorceress-attired FinDom HypnoDominatrix in thigh high, raven black, stiletto-heeled boots slowly strides purposefully into the world's most lucrative, upscale bar. While savoring Her drink, this Grande Dame Femme Fatale effortlessly catches much more than the owner's eye, knowingly glides up to the proprietor, and then with Her signature, sultry, refined voice, She coquettishly and calculatingly starts chatting him up and down ... up and down ... up and down, down, down ... .
QUESTION: When midnight comes and the witching hour of reckoning strikes, what does She turn in to?
ANSWER: The Boss, of the owner. It's up to him to be a good puppy boy toy, and work like a panting and grateful horn doggie spending his life force working his fingers to the bone to be a success and lavish Her in luxuries. That's his raison d'etre, his job, his responsibility, and pleasures he'll never be good enough to deserve.
Nice sequence of events. If this could be classified as a joke, I like how the former boss got knocked out by the punchline.
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hypnosis enthusiast said:
Show me two HypnoDommes doing bondage scene on a single subbie and I'll show you a double-bind!
Not a riddle, but fun, especially for the NLP crowd.
Clever, I like it.
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Mistress Candice said:
I recently went to get hypnosis therapy for smoking. I was under his control and everything was going great.
Until he stubbed his toe and yelled “fuck me!”i am betting that he died happy - and it probably took the undertaker about 3 days to wipe the smile off of his face! ;)
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QUESTION: What kind(s) of candy does a FinDomme love?
ANSWER: "Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar", "PayDay", etc.
QUESTION: Which game show(s) does a Financial Dominatrix like the most?
ANSWER: "Who Wants to be A Millionaire", "Wheel of Fortune", etc.
QUESTION: Which game show do HypnoDommes mention most?
ANSWER: "Concentration"
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jarod whitestaff said:
A playboy billionaire builder shocked himself and everyone else when he fell heels over head for a knockout HypnoDomme who moonlighted as an interior decorator.
After they were joined in the bonds of wedlock, he was ever after Her evermore spellbound subcontractor."Sub-contractor," I should've seen that coming. Very clever.